i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape
“ You have to be odd to be number one. ”
Them: Jennifer Lawrence Nudes LEAKED!
Me: Nice try. What’s up with Ferguson? Why has this fuckboy not been charged?
“ If you’re scientifically literate the world looks very different to you and that understanding empowers you. ”
Neil Degrasse Tyson (via goldenear)
Anonymous said: opinion on America?
1. Buy an extremely large amount of snow
2. Send it to the girl you like
3. Call her up a few days later and say “did you get my drift”