- then fucking act like it
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
Anonymous said: how do YOU eat a girl out and what is it like for you????
“ I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’ ”
Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)
but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude